Woman walks into a Lexus Dealer to check out a new Lexus. She sees one aross the showroom floor and heads to look at it. She checks it out and sees the windows open. She bends over to reach in and touch the leather. When she does she accidentally farts. She stands up fast and looks around to make sure no one heard her. Sure enough when she turns around theres a man standing there with a smile on his face. She acts like nothing had happend and ask him if he could tell her how much the new car was. He gave a smile and said "Mam if you farted when you touched the leather then your going to shit when I tell you the price".
1991 Ford SHO- All stock for now...
That MF'er is prolly so fast it would be like riding a big giant can of rape named bubba just outta prison set free in a girls college dorm.