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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-23-2010, 09:32 PM Thread Starter
 
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what was michael jacksons favorite part of the day?
when the little hand touched the big hand
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-24-2010, 12:49 AM
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what was the first thing michael jackson would do after having sex with a 5 year old girl?




Roll her over and pretend she was a 5 year old boy.
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post #3 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-24-2010, 12:57 AM
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rather see some boobies
post pics of s/o, wife, mother in law, mom, girl friend.

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post #4 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-26-2010, 09:14 PM
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How do(did) you know its bed time at MJ's house?

When the big hand touched the little hand

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post #5 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-09-2010, 05:41 PM
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What does MJ and Caviar have in common??














They both come on little crackers.

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post #6 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-09-2010, 05:43 PM
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Or, What does MJ like about 35 year olds???










There is 30 of them. (five year olds)

terrible I know.

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post #7 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-14-2010, 12:04 AM
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What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon… and Michael Jackson fucked kids.

Michael Jackson requested that he wanted to be cremated and put the remains in a cereal box so he could have the experience of going through a 10 year olds ass again.
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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-17-2010, 12:12 AM
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Haha there all pretty fun

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