God and a baby
God is busy in Heaven over seeing all the babies that are due to head down to Earth that day making sure everything is going smoothly.
A little black baby was walking around and getting a feel for his newly appointed body parts.
As the baby moved around he realized he had wings.
The baby looked at God and said,"God, am I an angel?"
God chuckled and responded,"No my child, you're a bat."
Feel free to insert white baby for black baby and make the joke about an albino bat.
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