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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 01-21-2010, 12:25 AM Thread Starter
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God and a baby

God is busy in Heaven over seeing all the babies that are due to head down to Earth that day making sure everything is going smoothly.

A little black baby was walking around and getting a feel for his newly appointed body parts.

As the baby moved around he realized he had wings.

The baby looked at God and said,"God, am I an angel?"

God chuckled and responded,"No my child, you're a bat."




Feel free to insert white baby for black baby and make the joke about an albino bat.


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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 01-21-2010, 12:29 AM
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post #3 of 10 (permalink) Old 01-21-2010, 12:32 AM Thread Starter
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That's not racist.

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post #5 of 10 (permalink) Old 01-22-2010, 05:37 PM
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Nobody said it was racist. It just sucks.

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post #6 of 10 (permalink) Old 01-22-2010, 05:41 PM
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change the "bat" part to "democrat" and repost it in the political forum. They eat that shit up....
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post #7 of 10 (permalink) Old 01-23-2010, 03:14 PM Thread Starter
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It must be something you have to hear instead of read, because I laughed when I heard it and everyone laughs when they do.

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It must be something you have to hear instead of read, because I laughed when I heard it and everyone laughs when they do.
+1, plus i've always heard it a little bit differently... "Little black kid dies, goes up to heaven, gets his wings, and flys up to god and says "Look! Look! I'm a angel!" to which god replies "No, you dumb ninja, you're a bat, now get the fuck out of my face"

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post #9 of 10 (permalink) Old 01-27-2010, 02:42 PM
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I laughed

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