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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-14-2010, 10:04 AM Thread Starter
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Pres. Bush and VP Cheney at a bar

President Bush and VP Cheney are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Bush and Cheney sitting over there?'

The bartender says, 'Yep, that's them.'

So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?'

Bush says, 'We're planning WW III.'

The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'

Cheney says, 'Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.'

The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde with big tits?

Why kill a blonde with big tits?'

Cheney turns to Bush and says, 'See, I told you, no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims.
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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-14-2010, 10:38 AM
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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-14-2010, 10:46 AM
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Haha, good one.
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sounds like a good sacrifice. lol.
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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-15-2010, 05:06 PM
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