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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 12-30-2009, 03:32 PM Thread Starter
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She wants a good man

A lonely old lady has finally decided to place an ad in a newspaper for a man.
"I need a man who will not run around on me, not beat me, and make passionate love to me".

A couple of days later the door bell RINGS.

She goes to the door and sees a man in a wheel chair.

She: "can I help you?"

Him: "I saw your ad in the paper and am what you need baby"

Him "You see, I have no legs so I can't run around on you"

She: "Uh, huh".

Him: "I have no arms so I can't beat you neither"

She: "Yeah but I need a man to make wild, passionate love to me!"

Him: "Well baby, how you think I RANG the doorbell".
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 12-30-2009, 03:34 PM
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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 12-30-2009, 06:51 PM
Ide fuck her in the ass..
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 12-31-2009, 10:08 AM
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