She wants a good man
A lonely old lady has finally decided to place an ad in a newspaper for a man.
"I need a man who will not run around on me, not beat me, and make passionate love to me".
A couple of days later the door bell RINGS.
She goes to the door and sees a man in a wheel chair.
She: "can I help you?"
Him: "I saw your ad in the paper and am what you need baby"
Him "You see, I have no legs so I can't run around on you"
She: "Uh, huh".
Him: "I have no arms so I can't beat you neither"
She: "Yeah but I need a man to make wild, passionate love to me!"
Him: "Well baby, how you think I RANG the doorbell".