You never go full retard
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: back in the gym.
or politically incorrect golf terms. (sorry if it's a repost)
A 'Rock Hudson' - a putt that looked straight but wasn't.
A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another.
A 'Yassar Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand.
A 'John Kennedy Jr.' - didn't quite make it over the water.
A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed.
An 'O.J. Simpson' - got away with one.
A 'Princess Grace' - should have used a driver.
A 'Princess Diana' - shouldn't have used the driver.
A 'Condom' - safe, but didn't feel very good.
A 'Brazilian' - shaved around the hole.
A 'Rush Limbaugh' - a little to the right.
A 'Nancy Pelosi' - way to the left and out of bounds.
A 'James Joyce' - a putt that's impossible to read.
A 'Ted Kennedy' - goes in the water and jumps out.
A 'Pee Wee Herman" - too much wrist.
A 'Sonny Bono' - into the trees.
A 'Mickey Mantle' - a dead yank.
A 'Paris Hilton' - a very expensive hole.
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land." Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said,"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the Promised Land." Now Obama has stolen your shovel..., taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!