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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 12-10-2009, 05:11 PM Thread Starter
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Golf terms...

or politically incorrect golf terms. (sorry if it's a repost)

A 'Rock Hudson' - a putt that looked straight but wasn't.

A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another.

A 'Yassar Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand.

A 'John Kennedy Jr.' - didn't quite make it over the water.

A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed.

An 'O.J. Simpson' - got away with one.

A 'Princess Grace' - should have used a driver.

A 'Princess Diana' - shouldn't have used the driver.

A 'Condom' - safe, but didn't feel very good.

A 'Brazilian' - shaved around the hole.

A 'Rush Limbaugh' - a little to the right.

A 'Nancy Pelosi' - way to the left and out of bounds.

A 'James Joyce' - a putt that's impossible to read.

A 'Ted Kennedy' - goes in the water and jumps out.

A 'Pee Wee Herman" - too much wrist.

A 'Sonny Bono' - into the trees.

A 'Mickey Mantle' - a dead yank.

A 'Paris Hilton' - a very expensive hole.

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land." Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said,"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the Promised Land." Now Obama has stolen your shovel..., taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 12-10-2009, 05:32 PM
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That was good for a chuckle or 6. Nice find.

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