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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-09-2009, 02:46 PM Thread Starter
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The name's just Fred...

A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so
he asks the biker his name.

‘Fred,’ he replies.

‘Fred what?’ the officer asks.

‘Just Fred,’ the man responds.

The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a
break and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then
presses him for the last name.

The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The
officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. ‘Tell
me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?’

The biker replies, ‘It’s a long story, so stay with me.’ I was born Fred
Dingaling. I know — a funny last name. The kids used to tease me all
the time, so I stayed to myself, studied hard and got good grades. When I got
older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college,
medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was
Fred Dingaling, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I
decided to go back to school.. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through
school, got my degree, so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS. Got bored
doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she
gave me VD, so now I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD. Well, the ADA

found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Dingaling,
MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my MD because
of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.
Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I am Just Fred.’

The officer walked away in tears, laughing.

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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-09-2009, 05:14 PM
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Reading that is like getting punched in the face.
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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-10-2009, 12:21 PM
Doing things the lazy way
 
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You sir are the poster child for "Go big or go home"!
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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-10-2009, 12:23 PM
Rolling the one fiddy.
 
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lmao, nice.
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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-10-2009, 03:38 PM
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it was ok.. too long for the punchline though.

its still "we the people"right?

"So this is how democracy dies, with thunderous applause"

"a lesson lived is a lesson learned, everyday is a lesson."

obama is a man made disaster
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-11-2009, 01:26 PM
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I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Dingaling, MD.
That's not how it works! Just sayin'.
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