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Tiger Woods legally changes first name.

To Cheetah.

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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-03-2009, 04:44 PM
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eh, heard this one on the WBAP morning news this morning. Didn't laugh then either.

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Apparently, the police asked Tigerís wife how many times she hit him. She said, ďI donít know exactly, but put me down for a 5.Ē

If the only person that can beat Tiger is a blonde with big breasts, itís time for Phil Mickelson to bleach his hair.

Whatís the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

What was Elin doing out at 2.30 in the morning? Clubbing

Why did Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant AND a tree? He couldnít decide between a wood and an iron.

Why did Phil Mickelson call Elin yesterday? To pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.

What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask Tiger, he knows.

Tiger drives very well on the fairway but doesnít fare very well on the driveway. Rock me.

Whats the difference between a golf ball and a caddy? Tiger can drive a golf ball.

Nike wants to drop their endorsement due to accuracy problems. Apparently, Tigerís spraying his balls everywhere.

It turns out that fixing Tigerís game and fixing his marriage both require the same thing: better control over his putz. 



Why was Tigerís wife mad at him? She heard that he played a-round in Australia.

What will the headline be if they prove it is domestic violence? TIGERíS WIFE MAKES THE CUT

Given Tigerís racial heritage can we call this a Black Thai affair?

Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family. Cheetah.

Elin Woods has a twin sister named Josephine. Know how to tell them apart? Elin is the one holding the bent 5 iron.

What do Tiger and the Beatles have in common? They both experienced a hit with Norwegian Wood.

First words spoken to the paramedics by Tiger: Who are you? And what are all these trees doing in my living room?

Tiger Woodís shirt is all red- problem is, thereís no tournament, and his veins are a pint low.

What does Tiger have in common with a baby seal? Theyíve both been clubbed by a Norwegian.
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Tiger owns a lot of expensive cars... now he has a hole in one.

What is the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive the ball 400 yds
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