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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 12-03-2009, 09:02 AM Thread Starter
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New Baby

For weeks a six-year old kid kept telling his first-grade teacher about
the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the
mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The
six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore,
he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.


The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, "Matthew, whatever
has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?"
Matthew burst into tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!"

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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 12-07-2009, 09:38 PM
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