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post #12 of 49 (permalink) Old 12-05-2009, 01:11 AM
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post #13 of 49 (permalink) Old 12-05-2009, 01:20 AM
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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?





They don't work in the future, either
WTF!! Mexicans are hard working people!

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WTF!! Mexicans are hard working people!
Ya I don't understand the Mexicans not working jokes, they are the only race that will stand on a corner all day just to work. And every Mexican I know is a damned hard worker. Those jokes are ignorant IMO.

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Ya I don't understand the Mexicans not working jokes, they are the only race that will stand on a corner all day just to work. And every Mexican I know is a damned hard worker. Those jokes are ignorant IMO.
Mexican Soapbox FTL.

There's a joke in here about the Holocaust and you get upset about someone making a Star Trek/Messican joke?

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post #18 of 49 (permalink) Old 12-05-2009, 09:49 PM
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Mexican Soapbox FTL.

There's a joke in here about the Holocaust and you get upset about someone making a Star Trek/Messican joke?
No soapbox, just don't understand them.. Other jokes have s basis of steched truth.. I'm just saying a lazy mexican is not typical.. Therefore making the joke dumb

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post #24 of 49 (permalink) Old 12-12-2009, 05:11 AM
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if you can't eat it or hump it,

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Why do Mexican children get tamales for Christmas??








So they have something to unwrap..
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post #26 of 49 (permalink) Old 12-12-2009, 05:37 AM
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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Oriental ?

A car thief that can't drive..
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2 Jews fighting over the same penny

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Janitor

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Only about 1 out of A million actually work.


How can you tell a black man just had sex?


His eyes are all red from the mace.

Why do blacks put their garbage in clear bags?


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What do you get when you breed a black and a mexican?


A theif who's too lazy to steal!


Why do mexicans like tiny steering wheels?


It make it easier to drive while handcuffed!

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Just think of something stupid, and don't say it !
Ironically not a very wise thing to say on your 7th post.
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post #31 of 49 (permalink) Old 12-16-2009, 03:37 PM Thread Starter
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Mexican jokes.

I'm all for wetback jokes and whatnot, but Ionno about the lazy mexican thing. I haven't seen many lazy messicans.
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I'm all for wetback jokes and whatnot, but Ionno about the lazy mexican thing. I haven't seen many lazy messicans.
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What's long brown and stinky??








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No soapbox, just don't understand them.. Other jokes have s basis of steched truth.. I'm just saying a lazy mexican is not typical.. Therefore making the joke dumb
As a whole, the Hispanic community used to be very admirable when it comes to work ethic.

These last few generations, however, are getting an entitlement mentality and would rather sling dope/steal/rob than work.

It is rather disturbing how the Mexican community is losing the heritage they used to have and is now substituting it for ghetto heritage.

Please don't take offense, it's just an observation and I'm not accusing anyone in particular.
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As a whole, the Hispanic community used to be very admirable when it comes to work ethic.

These last few generations, however, are getting an entitlement mentality and would rather sling dope/steal/rob than work.

It is rather disturbing how the Mexican community is losing the heritage they used to have and is now substituting it for ghetto heritage.

Please don't take offense, it's just an observation and I'm not accusing anyone in particular.
Well if you put it that way, every race is getting to be like that.

People are having children younger, don't know how to raise kids, and their lack of responsibility as a parent is causing a downfall in quality of latest generations.

I agree with you 100%, but it's not just hispanics, it's blacks, whites, asain, idian.. Ect..

Hell 100 years ago blacks were known to have one hell of a worth ethic.

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