Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Somewhere in the past
Guts or Balls
Guts or balls - there is a medical distinction.
We've all heard about men having guts or balls, but do you really know the
difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are
GUTS is arriving home late after night out with the guys, being met by your wife
with a broom, and asking, "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume
and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and saying,
"You're next, Chubby."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking,
there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death.