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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 11-11-2009, 04:18 PM Thread Starter
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The Indian and the Bull

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun
In one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.
He says to the waiter:

"Want coffee."


The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up."



He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp,
Turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,
Causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere
And then just walks out.


The next morning the Indian returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling
Another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to
The waiter




"Want coffee."




The waiter says "Whoa, Tonto!

We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday.

What was all that about, anyway?"




The Indian smiles and proudly says ..

"Training for position in United States Congress:
Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull,
Leave mess for others to clean up,
Disappear for rest of day."

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No, it's out there though. If you stop chasing that carrot that's held out in front of you for a minute, you might just be able to see it.
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Of all times, right now we need to hold our flag high. Stay proud America, and God bless us all.



the above views expressed are those of the individual only and not those of the Department of Defense (or Department of Homeland Security for members of the Coast Guard). DoDD 1344.10, February 19, 2008
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 11-11-2009, 04:43 PM
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Its abouttime someone posted one. Very nice, I liked it!
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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 11-11-2009, 08:29 PM
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so a little girl is sitting on a park bench, and creepy guy in only a trench coat comes up to her and sits down.

"hey sweetie, you want some candy?"

she thinks about it for a second, and replies

"sure, but show me your dick first"

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the same little girl and her mother went into a large toy store. The mother asked her daughter what toys she wanted.
The little girl said, "I want GI Joe and Barbie."

The mother smiled and said, "Darling, you know Barbie doesn't come with GI Joe."

The little girl looked up at her mom and replied, "Mom, Barbie ALWAYS comes with GI Joe. She just FAKES it with Ken."

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