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A couple was having marital problems so they went to see a marriage counselor.

The counselor, in an attempt to find some common ground from which to begin his analysis said, "Tell me about anything the two of you have in common."

The husband spoke up and said, "Well, neither one of us sucks dick."


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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 10-13-2009, 11:44 PM
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I chuckled.

Then scratched my balls.

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post #4 of 11 (permalink) Old 10-14-2009, 02:34 AM
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That explains it.


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post #5 of 11 (permalink) Old 10-14-2009, 09:28 AM
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I chuckled.

Then scratched my balls.
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Made me laugh a bit.

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I think his point is that the fish got low balled, fucked in the catfish asshole and you paid half price. The worst part was the fish explaining to his fish friends why his asshole smelled like redneck.
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post #7 of 11 (permalink) Old 10-28-2009, 01:34 PM
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post #8 of 11 (permalink) Old 10-28-2009, 06:07 PM
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post #9 of 11 (permalink) Old 10-30-2009, 08:29 AM
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nice.


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post #10 of 11 (permalink) Old 10-30-2009, 08:08 PM
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that was a good one
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post #11 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-03-2009, 10:38 AM
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