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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 09-25-2009, 08:53 PM Thread Starter
 
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Chinese sick leave : 'i no come work today!!!'

CHINESE SICK LEAVE : 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!'


Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work
today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs
hurt, I no come work.'
The boss John says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really
need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my
wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything
better and I go to work. You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You
say and I feel Great. I be at work soon.........You got
nice house'
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 09-25-2009, 09:25 PM
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 09-29-2009, 02:37 PM
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