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post #6 of 40 (permalink) Old 09-18-2009, 09:37 AM
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No quote here, but gawd damn look at those stretch marks... YACK!!


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post #7 of 40 (permalink) Old 09-18-2009, 12:15 PM
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post #8 of 40 (permalink) Old 09-18-2009, 12:18 PM
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We found em!!!!!
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post #12 of 40 (permalink) Old 09-19-2009, 05:18 PM
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post #13 of 40 (permalink) Old 09-20-2009, 09:58 AM
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I believe the caption goes something like this:


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post #19 of 40 (permalink) Old 09-21-2009, 04:04 PM
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They both have great personalities?

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post #21 of 40 (permalink) Old 09-22-2009, 08:52 AM
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Do not drink and operate heavy machinery.
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post #22 of 40 (permalink) Old 09-23-2009, 12:52 AM
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caption..... I bet you didn't know they made G strings in this size....
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post #24 of 40 (permalink) Old 09-25-2009, 11:29 AM
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What kind of sick fuck would take that pic? Yack Yack Yack

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Here your chance for TWO chicks at the same time!

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post #27 of 40 (permalink) Old 09-28-2009, 10:32 PM
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post #29 of 40 (permalink) Old 10-02-2009, 10:29 AM
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post #33 of 40 (permalink) Old 10-07-2009, 08:41 PM
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Casper vs E Honda

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wonder who would win in a brawl.....

them vs


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post #34 of 40 (permalink) Old 10-07-2009, 09:15 PM
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There is an El camino parked outside.
Tony says that_is_his_el_camino!!!!
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post #35 of 40 (permalink) Old 10-08-2009, 01:29 PM
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post #36 of 40 (permalink) Old 10-08-2009, 10:15 PM
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Tony says that_is_his_el_camino!!!!
I was worried that reference was going to fail.
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ahhh

i just found the worst job in the world.........even the fat ladies bicycle seat said fuck that
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post #38 of 40 (permalink) Old 10-14-2009, 03:45 PM
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