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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 09-12-2009, 03:22 PM Thread Starter
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What Rodney Dangerfield might have said...

The economy is so bad.......

The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

It's so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"


The economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.


The economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.


The economy is so bad Obama met with three small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer, and Citigroup.


The economy is so bad McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.


The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.


The economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.


The economy is so bad Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.


The economy is so bad people in Africa are donating money to Americans.


The economy is so bad Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.


The economy is so bad the Mafia is laying off judges.


The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.


And finally... Congress finally investigated the Bernard Madoff scandal:
The guy who made $50 Billion disappear was investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!


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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 09-12-2009, 06:01 PM
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These jokes are so bad the people reading them at work went back to work. JK
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Holy shit those sucked.

Only half-way decent one:
The economy is so bad Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore
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LOL! Good stuff!
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Lmao!

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