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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 09-11-2009, 07:43 PM Thread Starter
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On the train

Sitting together on a train was a ninja, a redneck, a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with big tits.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and after a few seconds there is a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the ninja has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

The little old lady thinks: The ninja must have groped the blonde in the dark and she slapped him.

The blonde girl thinks: That ninja must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.

The ninja thinks: That redneck must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The redneck thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel so i can slap the ninja again.

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That's directed at you, UHHHbama
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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 09-11-2009, 08:17 PM
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LMAO thats pretty good
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