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post #1 of 17 (permalink) Old 08-23-2009, 10:13 AM Thread Starter
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A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her
altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him,
"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an
hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air
balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet
above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude
and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
"She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."
"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is
technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your
information, and I'm still lost.. Frankly, you've not been much help
to me."
The man smiled and responded, "You must be an Obama Democrat."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are
going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot
air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect
me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were
in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."

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post #2 of 17 (permalink) Old 08-23-2009, 11:49 AM
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i no laugh..

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i no laugh..
It's mildly entertaining to me.
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lmao!!!

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uhh yeah, cause Bush did such a "wonderful" job....
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post #9 of 17 (permalink) Old 08-28-2009, 10:29 AM
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uhh yeah, cause Bush did such a "wonderful" job....
He didn't say anything about Bush, he said republican.
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post #10 of 17 (permalink) Old 08-28-2009, 01:43 PM
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Further proof being a democrat is the leading cause of stupidity amoung Americans.
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Further proof being a democrat is the leading cause of stupidity amoung Americans.
Now thats a good one and Funny!

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post #12 of 17 (permalink) Old 08-30-2009, 09:35 AM
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not funny leave the man alone, any of the people that's bashing on Obama are either racist or don't have any idea of what it is like to be in office. (i don't know either but i did go to school and paid attention in class whenever they teached on what it takes to become a president) i personally would probably suicide a week later after making it in to office............

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not funny leave the man alone, any of the people that's bashing on Obama are either racist or don't have any idea of what it is like to be in office. (i don't know either but i did go to school and paid attention in class whenever they teached on what it takes to become a president) i personally would probably suicide a week later after making it in to office............
obviously not. Get the fuck out of here with that sympathetic horseshit.

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not funny leave the man alone, any of the people that's bashing on Obama are either racist or don't have any idea of what it is like to be in office. (i don't know either but i did go to school and paid attention in class whenever they teached on what it takes to become a president) i personally would probably suicide a week later after making it in to office............
Taz please believe me when I say with no racial bias "Go fuck yourself!"

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not funny leave the man alone, any of the people that's bashing on Obama are either racist or don't have any idea of what it is like to be in office. (i don't know either but i did go to school and paid attention in class whenever they teached on what it takes to become a president) i personally would probably suicide a week later after making it in to office............
LMAO! Go back to school, you dimwitted fuck.


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I laughed inside....... REAL HARD. LOL

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uhh yeah, cause Bush did such a "wonderful" job....
Get out of here with that fail...
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