I love you baby, Be strong
A man escapes from prison,
He runs to a nearby neighborhood, and breaks into a house in search of guns and money.
When he gets into the house he notices that there is a young couple having sex in the bedroom.
He rips the man off of the woman and ties him to a chair.
He then ties the woman to the bed, climbs on top of her and starts kissing her and rubbing on her vigorously.
He hops off the woman and goes in to the bathroom.
The husband looks at his wife and says "Hunny this guy is an escape convict, looks at his clothes. He might kill us if we don't do exactly what he says. i bet he hasn't been with a female in years. So just do whatever it is that he wants you to do. Don't scream, yell, wiggle, just do it no matter how much how disgusts you. everything will be okay. Be strong Baby I love you!"
The woman looks at her husband and says" He wasn't kissing on me. He whispered to me to be quit, that you were cute and asked me where the vasoline was. Be strong baby I love you too.