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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 08-20-2009, 10:51 AM Thread Starter
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The Cowboy...

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.

'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered. 'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.

So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face ... Kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the (blank) out of all of you!'
St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'

'Just a couple of minutes ago….....'
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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 08-20-2009, 01:00 PM
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lol, pretty good.

#9173. Doesn't look like one, but it is.
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