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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 08-14-2009, 01:46 PM Thread Starter
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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop.

We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So my wife called him a sh*#-head.. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus and the car had an Obama sticker. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 08-14-2009, 01:50 PM
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lol, that great
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nice

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Saw it coming, but a good one anyway
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post #5 of 10 (permalink) Old 08-15-2009, 08:16 PM
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i like that one

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thats fucked up, but funny
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post #7 of 10 (permalink) Old 08-17-2009, 10:26 PM
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Lol... I'd be pissed if that was my share of tickets..
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post #8 of 10 (permalink) Old 08-17-2009, 10:55 PM Thread Starter
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Lol... I'd be pissed if that was my share of tickets..
In this case, it would serve you right for voting for that cunt. Nice first post. Your second should contain your sister's, mother's, and/or grandmother's tits. Get busy.

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In this case, it would serve you right for voting for that cunt. Nice first post. Your second should contain your sister's, mother's, and/or grandmother's tits. Get busy.

WTF,
Are you a Gilf-hunter??
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WTF,
Are you a Gilf-hunter??
i don't give a shit. they could look like tube socks and ill still look at them.

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