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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 08-11-2009, 10:33 AM Thread Starter
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Harley joke

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both
of whom loved to play together.

One day the two were playing, when the horse
fell into a bog and began to sink.

Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for
the chicken to go get the farmer for help!

Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.
Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to
no avail, for he had gone to town with the only
tractor.

Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's
new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken
sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his
friend's life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but
happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed
to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to
him.

After tying the other end to the rear bumper
of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with
the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley
back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he
returned.

The friendship between the two animals was
cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too,
began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his
life!

The horse thought a moment, walked over, and
straddled the large puddle.

Looking underneath, he told the chicken to
grab his hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out of the
pit.

The chicken got a good grip, and the horse
pulled him up and out, saving his life.


The moral of the story?


'When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up
Chicks'

R.I.P. James E. Berry 01/03/57-- 01/14/05

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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 08-11-2009, 01:07 PM
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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 08-11-2009, 01:24 PM
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I still like this one...

What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The placement of the dirt bag.


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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 08-12-2009, 03:15 PM
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could have been edited for my A.D.D, but still pretty good.

#9173. Doesn't look like one, but it is.
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