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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 08-10-2009, 05:17 PM Thread Starter
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IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull. But that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --


Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.

CASH FOR CLUNKERS..........I QUALIFY - How about You?

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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 08-10-2009, 08:13 PM
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Someone tried way too hard for that one.
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post #3 of 8 (permalink) Old 08-10-2009, 08:40 PM
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Someone tried way too hard for that one.
And it's not even funny.


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post #4 of 8 (permalink) Old 08-10-2009, 09:27 PM
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Fucking terrible...

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post #5 of 8 (permalink) Old 08-11-2009, 01:54 AM
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I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish
I don't think herpes qualifies you to participate in cash for clunkers.

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post #6 of 8 (permalink) Old 08-11-2009, 02:06 AM
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i did not even smile at this one. wow. Waste of typing, or cut paste.

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post #7 of 8 (permalink) Old 08-13-2009, 04:47 PM
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Ouch.
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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 08-14-2009, 03:49 PM
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OMG this one had me ROFLMAO!!! not.
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