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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 08-07-2009, 09:35 AM Thread Starter
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Common Ground

Common Ground:


A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when
they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and
unconscious.

On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine
in a similar but less serious state.

The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was
given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured
Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving
north along the highway here, and coming south was a
heavily armed insurgent."

We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches
along either side of the road. I yelled to him that Saddam
Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got
what he deserved.

He yelled back that Barrack Obama is a dumb,
good-for-nothing, left wing liberal faggot who cross
dresses.

So, I said Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid,
mean-spirited lesbian!

He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary
Clinton!" "




And, there we were, in the middle of the road,
shaking hands, when a truck hit us!"

Sorry if this is a repeat just thought it was good!

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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 08-07-2009, 09:58 AM
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lmao!!

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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 08-09-2009, 10:20 AM
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That got a chuckle.
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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 08-10-2009, 11:31 AM
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haha that was pretty good

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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 08-11-2009, 06:15 AM
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LOL, pretty good

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