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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 08-02-2009, 01:32 PM Thread Starter
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"Survivor" Texas Style

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows,
Texas is planning to do one entitled,
"Survivor, Texas-Style."

The contestants will all start in Dallas ,
then drive to Waco , Austin , San Antonio ,
over to Houston and down to Brownsville .

They will then proceed up to Del Rio , El Paso,
Midland , Odessa , Lubbock and Amarillo .
From there they will go on to Abilene,
Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas .

Each will be driving a pink Volvo
with bumper stickers that read:

"I'm Gay,"
"I love the Dixie Chicks,"
"Boycott Beef,"
"I Voted for Obama,"
"George Strait Sucks,"
"Hillary in 2012"
and "I'm here to confiscate your guns.."

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

Got this in an email and had to smile a li'l bit...
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 08-02-2009, 06:39 PM
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most dangerous episode yet

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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 08-03-2009, 03:22 PM
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That Volvo better be twin-turboed with a tail-gunner on the back...

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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 08-06-2009, 11:28 PM
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sweet! I'd watch that!

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