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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 07-24-2009, 02:14 PM Thread Starter
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A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.
Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the
teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Johnny in the front row.
The teacher asked Johnny why he has decided to be different.
Because I'm not an Obama fan.'
The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?' Because I'm a Republican.'
The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.
Johnny proudly answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a
Republican, so I'm a Republican.'
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'
With a big smile, Johnny replied, 'That would make me an Obama fan.'
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post #3 of 12 (permalink) Old 07-24-2009, 02:21 PM
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post #5 of 12 (permalink) Old 07-25-2009, 07:05 AM
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post #6 of 12 (permalink) Old 07-25-2009, 06:20 PM
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so true...

its still "we the people"right?

"So this is how democracy dies, with thunderous applause"

"a lesson lived is a lesson learned, everyday is a lesson."

obama is a man made disaster
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