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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 07-22-2009, 11:08 AM Thread Starter
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Exclamation A drunk

WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK...

A female was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon

As she was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'

She was a bit startled by this proclamation, but was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she indeed had never found Mr. Right. she looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status..

Curiosity getting the better of me, she said , 'Yes you are correct . But how on earth did you know that?'


The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly. '


I just had to!
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post #2 of 13 (permalink) Old 07-22-2009, 11:08 AM
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post #4 of 13 (permalink) Old 07-22-2009, 12:29 PM
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repost!!!! yes it is..

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I don't think its a repost. Something has to spelled different.
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post #6 of 13 (permalink) Old 07-22-2009, 02:49 PM
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I don't think its a repost. Something has to spelled different.
https://www.dfwstangs.net/forums/show...highlight=ugly
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Nope not a repost. The spacing is different.
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post #8 of 13 (permalink) Old 07-22-2009, 03:04 PM
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Maybe it seems like that because of this one -

https://www.dfwstangs.net/forums/show...ighlight=drunk
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post #9 of 13 (permalink) Old 07-22-2009, 06:16 PM
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hmmmmmmm..........i think i heard that one before.......
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Women: vaginal life support.
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its new to me lol
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post #13 of 13 (permalink) Old 07-28-2009, 02:40 PM
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Now that was somne good shit
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