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A night at the auction
A couple goes to bed to sleep for the night. In the middle of the night, the wife wakes up laughing and laughing and laughing. Her husband groggily asks, "What are you laughing about?"
She tells him that she has just had a dream and she dreamed that she was at a cock auction. She said, "They had BIG ones there that were 12 inches long and big around and they were being auctioned off at $10,000 dollars.
She went on to say that they had some 10 inch long ones that were slightly smaller in diameter and they were going for around $8,000 dollars.
The husband is excited by now and asks "Honey were there any at the auction like mine?"
She says, "Why yes, they were over on the souvenir table and they were selling at 2 for a quarter..."
He disgustedly turns and goes back to sleep.
Well about two nights later, the husband wakes up in the middle of the night just laughing and laughing and laughing. The wife asks him, "What in the world are you laughing about?" He goes on to say that he dreamed he was at a pussy auction. He said, "They had little tiny ones there that had no hair at all and they were selling for $50,000 dollars. He went on to say that they had some with just a little bit of beginning hair and they were a little larger, but going for $42,000 dollars".
The wife is excited by this time and asks, "Honey did they have any there like mine? He said "Gosh honey, I am sorry, no... WAIT... they had two. They were cooling beer in one, and throwing empties in the other!"