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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 06-29-2009, 07:35 PM Thread Starter
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Preacher and a Cowboy

A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas.

After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink.

Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips." The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice..."
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 06-29-2009, 08:36 PM
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funny!!! but post your girls tits
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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 06-29-2009, 08:38 PM
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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 06-29-2009, 11:40 PM
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lol not too shabby

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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 06-30-2009, 06:31 AM
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funny!!! but post your girls tits
i dont know which one was funnier??


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