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Q:What does Pink Floyd and Dale Eirnheart have in common?


A:Their last big hit was the wall.

bring on the rest of them
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I just told my boss that he should be like Magic Johnson, and get positive.
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. The bartender says, "for you - no charge."
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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew all walk into a bar. The bartender says "Get the fuck out of here"

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what do you call 42 rednecks chsing a faggot
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A guy walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"
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Two nuns walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Two goldfish are sitting in a tank. One looks at the other and says, "Hey man, do you know how to drive this thing?"


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two hit land one hit water, buh-dum chiinnng......
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ok so a toothless termite walks into a bar and says 'hey, where's the bar tender'...
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ok so a toothless termite walks into a bar and says 'hey, where's the bar tender'...
FAIL.

A termite walks into a bar and says "Hey is the bar tender here?"

A bear and a rabbit were taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and says "Excuse me, do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit said No. So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.

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When does a black man become a n!**er?

As soon as he leaves the room.
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two hats are sitting on a rack, one says to the other, "wait here, im gonna go on a head."

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How many ethiopianS can fit in a bath tube?
None of them they all go down the drain....
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What do you call an Ethiopian taking a shit? Showoff

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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What do you call ethiopians lined up in a boat? A comb....
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what do you call an ethiopian with a fro? Q TIP!
how do you cause a riot in ethiopia? ROLL A DONUT DOWN THE STREET!
how do you kill 1000 ethiopians? ROLL THE DONUT OFF A CLIFF!
what do you call an ethiopian with a mohawk? TOOTHBRUSH!
what do you call a bald ethiopian? TOOTHPICK!
ok thats all i got for now...
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Lmao!!!!!
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How many ethiopians can fit in a phone booth? All of them

what do you call a ethiopian with buck teeth? A rake
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What do the AZ Diamondbacks and Micheal Jackson have in common?

They both wear gloves, yet they aren't sure what to do with them!

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I just told my boss that he should be like Magic Johnson, and get positive.
I'm using that one.
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a queer walks into a gay bar and..............nevermind,you were probably there and already know what happened..

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Think NASA

What was the last thing recorded before the Challenger blew up? What does this button do. Boooooooooooooooooooom.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and big foot. Big Foot has been spotted.
What's the difference between a blonde and the Titanic? They know how many went down on the Titanic.

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A dog limps into a bar and says "I'ma looken' for the man who shot ma' paw..."

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what do ethiopians do at night? Starve
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