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Michael Jackson jokes...

just got this in a text...

In honor of Michael Jackson passing away, McDonald's is introducing the MJ Burger... 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns!




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Seeing as how Michael Jackson is now 99% plastic, he will be melted down into Lego blocks so that little kids can play with him for a change!

In memory of Michael Jackson passing, his family is asking that all little boys fly their pants at half-mast.

Apparently Michael Jackson died of food poisoning. He ate an 8 year old weiner!

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Seeing as how Michael Jackson is now 99% plastic, he will be melted down into Lego blocks so that little kids can play with him for a change!

In memory of Michael Jackson passing, his family is asking that all little boys fly their pants at half-mast.

Apparently Michael Jackson died of food poisoning. He ate an 8 year old weiner!
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what does Micheal Jackson and neverland have in common?

Their both in the same place!



What does Micheal jackson and wal-mart have in common?

both have kids pants 1/2 off!

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When Farrah was on her death bed, she was granted one wish. Farah wished for all the children to be safe...

Michael died five hours later.

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When Farrah was on her death bed, she was granted one wish. Farah wished for all the children to be safe...

Michael died five hours later.
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When Farrah was on her death bed, she was granted one wish. Farah wished for all the children to be safe...

Michael died five hours later.
no shit, now that karma right there. lol

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just got this in a text...

In honor of michael jackson passing away, mcdonald's is introducing the mj burger... 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns!
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St. Peter meet Michael Jackson at the Pearlie Gates and told him to just "Beat It"
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How do you know when its time to goto bed at MJ's house???

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?

Because there's twenty of them.

What does Micheal Jackson have in common with a 10 year old?

Nothing. Nothing at all.
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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne?

Acne usually comes on a boys face AFTER he turns 13.

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