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A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera.

He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, Even though he knew that he was not speeding...

Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, Driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.

Now he began to think that this was quite funny, so he drove even slower as he passed the area again, But the traffic camera again flashed.

He tried a fourth time with the same result.

He did this a fifth time and was now laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past, This time at a snail's pace...

Two weeks later, he got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seatbelt.
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post #2 of 16 (permalink) Old 06-23-2009, 12:16 AM
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eh, you tried
ya, thats kinda how I felt.

its still "we the people"right?

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For those of us who know how stupid people really are, that is actually pretty funny.

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It isn't terrible, but all I can think about is the fact that traffic cameras don't really do that, at least to my knowledge.

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For those of us who know how stupid people really are, that is actually pretty funny.

lol maybe thats why i think its so funny..lol
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