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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 06-12-2009, 02:04 PM Thread Starter
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Pants and Panties

Got this in an e-mail today......thought it was pretty funny......



Mike was going to be married to Karen
so his Father sat him down for a little chat.

He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something.
On my wedding night in our honeymoon

suite, I took off my pants, handed them to

your Mother, and said, 'Here, try these

on.''

She did and said, 'These are too big.
I can't wear them..'

I replied, 'Exactly.. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.'



Ever since that night, we have
never had any problems.

'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that

might be a good thing to try.

On his honeymoon, Mike took off his

pants and said to Karen, 'Here, try

these on..'

She tried them on and said, 'These

are too large. They don't fit me.'



Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants

in this family and I always will. I don't

want you to ever forget that.'

Then Karen took off her panties and

handed them to Mike. She said, 'Here,

you try on mine.'

Mike did and said,
'I can't get into your panties.'

Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change
your smart-ass attitude, you never will.'
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