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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 06-06-2009, 08:28 PM Thread Starter
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The Wonders of Vaseline

Vaseline

A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.

'I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?'

She said, 'Yes, my husband and I use it all the time.'

'If you don't mind my asking,' he said, 'what do you use it for?'

'We use it for sex,' she said.

The researcher was a little taken aback. 'Usually people lie to me and say they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex... I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been so frank so far, can you tell me exactly HOW you use it for sex?'

The woman said, 'I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the doorknob and it keeps the kids out.'

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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 06-08-2009, 06:30 AM
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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 06-08-2009, 06:50 AM
duh...duh....duh
 
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Funny.

Bad to use petroleum based products for that anyway.

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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 06-08-2009, 12:39 PM
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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 06-08-2009, 04:57 PM
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bet he wanted to hear a dirty story

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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 06-09-2009, 08:56 AM
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was wanting a better joke really. thats about as bad as why did the chicken cross the road.
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