Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Close To Red River
I figured we were friends
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she
became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the
bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her
leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she
couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again
reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for
the second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg . With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more
and again was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her
picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be
Samaritan and yelled, How dare you touch my body! I
don't even know who you are. The Texan smiled and drawled, 'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kind a figured we was friends.'
This may have been pasted around for yrs but I think it cute.
We donít need to restore the American Dream; we need to wake up from it.
When the rich run out of money, itís over.
Smile it makes people wonder what you are up to.