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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 05-20-2009, 05:37 AM Thread Starter
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The redneck and the Game Warden

A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Central Mississippi recently
with two ice chests full of fish. He was leavin' a cove well-known for
its fishing.

The game warden asked the man, 'Do you have a license to catch those
fish?' 'Naw, sir', replied the redneck. 'I ain't got none of them there
licenses. You must understand, these here are my pet fish.'

'Pet fish?'

'Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'em
swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into
these here ice chests and I take 'em home.'

'That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that.'

The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said, 'It's the
truth Mr.. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works.'

'O. K.', said the warden. 'I've got to see this!'

The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After
several minutes, the warden says, 'Well?'

'Well, what?,' says the redneck.

The warden says, 'When are you going to call them back?'

'Call who back?'

'The FISH,' replied the warden!

'What fish?,' replied the redneck. ............

Moral of the story: We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we
ain't as dumb as some government employees.

You can say what you want about the South, but you never hear of anyone
retiring and moving north.
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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 05-20-2009, 06:31 AM
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i laughed .... i actually could see some of my friends doing that

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i would LOVE to be on the receiving end of about 50 pounds of fresh meat!
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post #5 of 9 (permalink) Old 05-21-2009, 01:12 PM
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funny and true!!

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Lol thats pretty good. Dang o

I will knock the dust off that.....

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Nice! Will have to tell that to my redneck in-laws..
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post #9 of 9 (permalink) Old 05-25-2009, 12:09 AM
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That's directed at you, UHHHbama
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