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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 05-12-2009, 03:11 PM Thread Starter
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New Economic Plan

Dear Mr. President:
Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's
economy. Instead of giving billions of dollars to
companies that will squander the
money on lavish parties and unearned
bonuses, use the following plan. You can call
it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
There are about 40 million people over 50 in
the work force. Pay them $1 million apiece
severance for early retirement with the following
stipulations:

1) They MUST retire. Forty million job
openings - Unemployment fixed.

2) They MUST buy a new American CAR.
Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay
off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed. It can't get any easier than
that!

If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
constituents pay their taxes... If you think this would work, please
forward to everyone you know. If not, please disregard. *


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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 05-12-2009, 07:13 PM
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First.


Repost.


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Someone break out the calculator again. It doesn't work. It's like 300 trillion bucks or something...
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Yeah, there has to be more than 40 million people over the age of 50, but it was kind of funny.


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Yeah, there has to be more than 40 million people over the age of 50, but it was kind of funny.

repost or not, I still like the idea

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Sign me up. I'll even turn in my AARP discount card for that deal.
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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 05-24-2009, 10:16 PM
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That'd be awesome!


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