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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 05-05-2009, 12:21 PM Thread Starter
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Taliban

I know you guys frown on cut/paste from email but this was decently funnny.


The US troops in Afghanistan proved they have retained their sense of
humor, one of them sent this.

"YOU MAY BE TALIBAN IF..."

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't
afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your
clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 05-06-2009, 06:52 AM
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lmao! good stuff!

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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 05-06-2009, 07:03 AM
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Pretty good.
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 05-06-2009, 09:23 PM
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thats downright funny!

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