Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Colorado Springs, Co
The Pastor's Business Card
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house
it seemed obvious that someone was at home but no answer came to his
repeated knocks at the door.
Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the
back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday he found that his
card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis 3:10.'
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation he broke up in gales of
laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold. I stand at the door and knock.'
Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for
I was naked.'
There are two kinds of people in this world son, those that jerk off and those that lie about it.
Weird, cuz I'd rather be out on the streets sucking dick for crack than working!