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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 04-13-2009, 03:48 PM Thread Starter
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The Hairdryer:

The Hairdryer:

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest
beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?'

"Of course, my child. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's
birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs Limits,
and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry
it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

The priest answered: "I would love to help you, dear,
but I must warn you: I will not Lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you"

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of
her. The Official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

The official thought this answer strange, so asked,
"And what do you have to declare from your waist to the Floor?"

"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on
a woman, but which alas, is to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father.
Next please.

I hope this is not a repost, I found it so funny

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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 04-13-2009, 05:07 PM
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that was pretty funny

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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 04-14-2009, 04:44 AM
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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 04-14-2009, 05:27 PM
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poor priest

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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 04-14-2009, 05:33 PM
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LOL I like it. Hairdryer must have been filled with coke and terrorists
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