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The Haircut

The Haircut

One Monday, a florist went to a barber for a haircut.
After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber
replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing
community service this week.' The florist was pleased
and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning
there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses
waiting for him at his door.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Later on Tuesday, a cop came in for a haircut, and when he
tried to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I
cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community
service this week.' The cop was happy and left the
shop..

The next morning when the barber went to open up there was
a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for
him at his door.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Later on Wednesday, a college professor came in for a
haircut, and when he tried to pay his bill, the barber again
replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing
community service this week.' The professor was very
happy and left the shop.

The next morning there was a 'thank you' card and
a dozen different books, such as 'How To Improve Your
Business' and 'Becoming More Successful.'

Then on Thursday, a Congressman came in for a haircut, and
when he went to pay the bill the barber again replied,
'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing
community service this week.' The Congressman was very
happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there
were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free
haircut.

And that is the difference between the people of this country and the people who govern us.


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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 04-10-2009, 11:38 AM
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 04-10-2009, 06:44 PM
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