The cop and the farmer - DFWstangs Forums
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #1 of 17 (permalink) Old 04-06-2009, 05:56 PM Thread Starter
CJ
User may be editing post.
 
CJ's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Arlington, TX
Posts: 12,013
The cop and the farmer

A Missouri Sheriff stops at a ranch in rural MO
And talks with an old farmer.

He tells the farmer, 'I need to inspect
Your ranch for illegal grown drugs.'

The old farmer says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.'

The Sheriif verbally explodes saying,
'Mister, I have the authority of the
Sheriffs Department with me.' Reaching
Into his rear pant pocket and
Removing his badge. The officer proudly
Displays it to the farmer.
'See this badge? This badge means
I am allowed to go wherever
I wish..on any land. No questions asked
Or answers given.
Have I made myself clear?
Do you understand?'

The old farmer nods politely and
Goes about his chores.

Later, the old farmer hears loud screams
And spies the Sheriff running for
His life and close behind is the farmer's bull.
With every step the bull is gaining ground
On the officer. The Sheriff is clearly terrified.

The old farmer immediately throws down
His tools, runs to the fence and yells
At the top of his lungs.....

'Your badge!
Show him your badge Smartass!
CJ is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #2 of 17 (permalink) Old 04-06-2009, 06:02 PM
Punk Ass Newbie
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 92
No love for the 5.0

03 ///M SMG
Slone is offline  
post #3 of 17 (permalink) Old 04-06-2009, 06:40 PM
Time Served
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Moore
Posts: 222
haha
jrhaden is offline  
 
post #4 of 17 (permalink) Old 04-06-2009, 07:23 PM
Professional Driver
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Closed Course
Posts: 6,665
I chuckled!
71chevellejohn is offline  
post #5 of 17 (permalink) Old 04-06-2009, 07:28 PM
Aspiring Bean Counter.
 
Slowhand's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Howard Johnson's Earthlight Room
Posts: 12,279
Love it.

Slowhand is offline  
post #6 of 17 (permalink) Old 04-06-2009, 07:29 PM
Lifer
 
JimD's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Haughton,La,USA
Posts: 14,152
LOl
JimD is offline  
post #7 of 17 (permalink) Old 04-06-2009, 10:58 PM
Sure Shot
 
97blkpny's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: in the duck blind...
Posts: 3,353
Excellent!

97blkpny is offline  
post #8 of 17 (permalink) Old 04-07-2009, 08:55 AM
11-05-09
 
Osiris's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Oh- sai- rus.
Posts: 21,428
Lol
Osiris is offline  
post #9 of 17 (permalink) Old 04-07-2009, 09:06 AM
Lifer
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 2,691
LOL.
I like it.
8742 is offline  
post #10 of 17 (permalink) Old 04-07-2009, 09:26 AM
PAN
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Under a rock
Posts: 20,154
First joke I've seen in a while that literally made me LOL...
Fox466 is offline  
post #11 of 17 (permalink) Old 04-07-2009, 12:01 PM
Time Served
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Fort Worth
Posts: 579
lol..

its still "we the people"right?

"So this is how democracy dies, with thunderous applause"

"a lesson lived is a lesson learned, everyday is a lesson."

obama is a man made disaster
mightyp is offline  
post #12 of 17 (permalink) Old 04-07-2009, 12:47 PM
LUCIFER
 
bjtheman1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Aubrey
Posts: 5,462
Sounds more like a DPD officer. LOL

2004 GT Conv't

MODS:
FLOWS, 3.73'S, BASSANI O/R X-PIPE, ACCUFAB 75MM TB, PLENUM, AND VORTECH V-3 SUPERCHARGED


bjtheman1 is offline  
post #13 of 17 (permalink) Old 04-07-2009, 12:47 PM
BANNED
 
mustangguy289's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Posts: 10,098
lol
mustangguy289 is offline  
post #14 of 17 (permalink) Old 04-07-2009, 12:58 PM
Time Served
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Kaufman TX
Posts: 123
I like that one.
04Roush is offline  
post #15 of 17 (permalink) Old 04-08-2009, 07:09 PM
I'm going Commando
 
RyanB's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: 469-323-7873
Posts: 7,526
Dashcam video or I don't care.
RyanB is offline  
post #16 of 17 (permalink) Old 04-08-2009, 07:12 PM
Lifer
 
gtownGT's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Garland
Posts: 1,929
Quote:
Originally Posted by RyanB View Post
Dashcam video or I don't care.
lol
gtownGT is offline  
post #17 of 17 (permalink) Old 04-09-2009, 03:00 PM
BANNED
 
Pro88LX's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Frisco
Posts: 8,348
Lol
Pro88LX is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Reply

Bookmarks

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the DFWstangs Forums forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in










Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode



Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome