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A lady walks into a sporting goods store and tells the man behind the counter that it's her son's birthday, and she'd like to buy him a present. He says they have a great deal right now on a rod and reel for only $20 bucks. He tells her the only thing is that he is blind so she'll have to go get one and drop it on the floor so he can hear which one it is. Then he can tell her if it's the one on sale or not.

She finds one and brings it back to the man and drops it on the floor. He says yeah, that's the one on sale! She gets out her Visa card and accidentally drops it on the floor. The man says oh I hear you're going to pay with your Visa, and the woman thinks, wow this guy is really good.

She bends over to pick it up and farts, hoping he didn't notice. He rings her up for the sale and says, that'll be $34 dollars. The lady says she thought it was only $20 bucks... The man said yes, the rod and reel is $20, the duck call is $4, and the catfish bait is $10.
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