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Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, "Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made passionate love on his desk right then and there!"

The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my story! When my fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not only had sex all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!!"

The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six inch-stilettos.
I finished it off with a black mask. When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, "Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?"
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WTH!!! Am I having to become the hard ass of DFWS now or what? You assholes can't start letting crap like this slide.

The joke was funnier the first time.

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WTH!!! Am I having to become the hard ass of DFWS now or what? You assholes can't start letting crap like this slide.

The joke was funnier the first time.

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i was gonna say- do we take it easy on females around here?

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Jesus Christ the repost police again! I've never heard it thanks for reposting it.

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WTH!!! Am I having to become the hard ass of DFWS now or what? You assholes can't start letting crap like this slide.

The joke was funnier the first time.

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We are just getting bored by the abundance of people reposting the word repost.
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i was gonna say- do we take it easy on females around here?
Yes, we do. Especially the good eggs.
I LMAO, accurate, very accurate.

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We do?!?!

Oh yeah, that's right. We are a little nicer to the ones worth eating.
No! It's the joke forum.

1/19/09, the last day of Free America.
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"[T]he people alone have an incontestable, unalienable, and indefeasible right to institute government and to reform, alter, or totally change the same when their protection, safety, prosperity, and happiness require it." --Samuel Adams


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