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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 03-29-2009, 08:38 AM Thread Starter
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It's hell gettin old.

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm
count as part of his physical exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar
home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the
doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as
clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained,
'Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my
right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but
still nothing.

'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her
right hand, then with her left, still nothing.

'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she
tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she
even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still

The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?'

The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar

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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 03-30-2009, 02:04 PM
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pretty good, but I seen it coming, no pun inteded.
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