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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 03-25-2009, 09:49 PM Thread Starter
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Red face Nurses aren't supposed to laugh...

'Of course I won't laugh, said the nurse. I'm a professional. In over twenty
years I've never laughed at a patient.'

'Okay then,' said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the
tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't
have been bigger than a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the
floor laughing. Ten minutes later, she was able to struggle to her feet and
regain her composure.

'I am so sorry,' she said. 'I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a
nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems
to be the problem?'

'It's swollen,' Fred replied.

She ran out of the room.





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But still funny.

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dam it lol.........

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wait, so AAA battery isnt average size? ah shit

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wait, so AAA battery isnt average size? ah shit
Hell no shorty. AA FTW!
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wait, so AAA battery isnt average size? ah shit
I know, this fucking thread just ruined my day.

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