Rockin' da fumanchu
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: On the straight and narrow,stumbling at best, only by Gods grace.
NASCAR News: Jeff Gordon fires entire pit crew
Jeff Gordon fires entire pit crew
This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of
President-elect Obama's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on
how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels
in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, where as Gordon's
existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars
worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and
bold move by Gordon's management team as most races are won or lost in
the pits. However, Gordon got more than he bargained for!
At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced
crew able to change all wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12
seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN number, and
sold the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.