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Why there are no black nascar drivers

Date: Tuesday, March 10, 2009, 3:54 PM LETTERMAN IN TROUBLE WITH
NASCAR!!!!

Now, this is funny. I'll bet Dave Letterman does get some 'flak' from
the NAACP. Al Sharpton and the Rev Jackson will go nuts !!!

David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR
drivers:

# 10 Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same
time.

# 6 They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
# 5 Police cars on track interfere with race.

# 4 No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 No Cadillacs approved for competition.

# 2 When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR..............




# 1 They can't wear their helmets sideways
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LOL that may be the best top ten ever. The NAACP can cry all they want (we know they will), I am sure Letterman has African American writers.
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Now that was funny.
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The last one made me laugh!
My fav. was # 4.
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awesome, I usually can't stand Letterman

its still "we the people"right?

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I agree, Thats's got to be one of the best top tens ever!!!
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I got this in an email and while googling it i found this.

Still funny

http://www.snopes.com/racial/humor/nascar.asp
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LMAO...#2 is funny as hell. I keep seeing episodes of COPS when you always see them bail out and run for it.

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