Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Dallas City Hall, SKYPING
A priest and a rabbi, who were roommates, decided to buy a car that they would share in order to save costs. They picked the car, paid for it 50/50, and agreed that the car needs to not be any more "Jewish" or "Catholic" since it's a shared vehicle: no bumper stickers, rosaries in the rear view mirror or anything like that.
A few weeks goes by, and the rabbi gets up one night to get a drink of water. hearing something in the garage, he looks in to see the Priest standing over the car with a bible, rosary and holy water performing a baptism.
The next day, the Rabbi goes out with a hacksaw and cuts 2" off the car's tailpipe.
Originally Posted by HarrisonBT
I sound shit out man, lol. Firefox didnt have a suggestion. I figure A) I'm waay too far off, or B) It's spanish, and Firefox is an English Fox.
I facepalm myself.