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How bout a priest/rabbi thread? post up fuckers!

Priest and a rabbi are at a wedding. The priest looks over and sees a small boy bending over tying his shoe. The priest says to the rabbi "Damn, i'd really like to screw that boy" The rabbi replies "Outta what?"


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A priest and a rabbi are seated next to one another on a flight across country. Soon the priest addresses the rabbi and says, "I understand that according to your religion, you can't eat pork. Is that so?

The rabbi replied in the affirmative.

The priest then asked if he had ever gone back on his religion. The rabbi told him he had. "A long time ago, I ate a ham sandwich." The priest then asked, "How was that for you?" The rabbi answered that it was during the war and supplies were low and he was very hungry and hoped God would understand.

The rabbi then addressed the priest. "I understand in your religion, you have to abstain from sex, is that so?"

The priest nodded in agreement.

The rabbi asked if he had ever gone back on his vows. The priest admitted he had sex with a lovely young woman that was going through some rough times. Then the rabbi kind of smiled at him and asked how he felt about that. The priest replied, "Beats a ham sandwich."


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dont have a good one thats why i keep my mouth closed
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A priest and a rabbi, who were roommates, decided to buy a car that they would share in order to save costs. They picked the car, paid for it 50/50, and agreed that the car needs to not be any more "Jewish" or "Catholic" since it's a shared vehicle: no bumper stickers, rosaries in the rear view mirror or anything like that.

A few weeks goes by, and the rabbi gets up one night to get a drink of water. hearing something in the garage, he looks in to see the Priest standing over the car with a bible, rosary and holy water performing a baptism.


The next day, the Rabbi goes out with a hacksaw and cuts 2" off the car's tailpipe.

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