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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-02-2009, 08:16 AM Thread Starter
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Flight Attendant

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.'

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise you r trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'

She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.'

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch.'


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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-02-2009, 09:24 PM
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Lol at the queer...
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today's anagram:

PESOTR
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post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-03-2009, 08:01 AM Thread Starter
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today's anagram:

PESOTR

Oh well, first time I had seen it. Sorry for the repost.


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post #5 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-03-2009, 09:03 AM
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Oh well, first time I had seen it. Sorry for the repost.
Everything is a repost. I haven't seen a joke posted in this forum for a long, long time that hasn't been posted before. Oh well.
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True, most jokes are just recycled.


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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-03-2009, 10:27 PM
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faggots

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